Samthegrey
dekutree:

how much bacon u got

dekutree:

how much bacon u got

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

ryanvallejo:

ayy

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth